The truth about Lorde finally revealved

Finally the secret is out, Lorde isn’t actually a teenager from New Zealand, but Randy Marsh from South Park and he makes ‘her’ music mostly in the bathroom at work…well that’s what the creators of South Park would have you believe

 

 

In all seriousness this is a pretty huge coup for Lorde. South Park today is like the Muppets were in the 70s or the Simpsons were in the 90s and 00s, it’s the place you want to be mentioned on (or ripped on) as it shows the world wide influence you have. Lorde will be stoked.

See the full episode here